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  1. Russian Television: “Comrade! In what way has President Putin succeeded?”
    RT Contributor: “Comrade! He has succeeded greatly in the unification of the world against Russia! Oopskie! That was nyet what I was supposed to say! We are all victory, on all fronts, Russia! Comrade! Zelensky has fail; while Putin is victory!
    RT contributor: “We bomb and kill Ukraine babushkas in apartment block by night, while Ukrainians kill our armor by day! Is good, no? Oh, opposite? We kill babushkas, they no kill tanks? Oh, we no kill babushkas – as, we kill tanks? Confuse, Comrade?

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